you make me confused
你是问搞笑这个词英语怎么说还是问‘搞笑英语’？
hah, I am kidding, 没错，如果你想说我开玩笑呢就说 I am kidding， 想说别人搞笑呢，就说are u kidding
搞笑的可以用funny
搞笑用英语怎么说
1幽默的英文句子
第一条英文：Examination and many children, so that the number of honest learned cheating中文：考试害了多少个孩子，让多少诚实的孩子学会了作弊。
第二条英文：For beautiful eyes, on the line, and told myself, my wife than they were中文：对于美女，看两眼就行，转身告诉自己，我老婆比她们都好。第三条英文：Did you find, those who hate you, looks very ugly中文：你有没有发现，那些讨厌你的人，长得都特别丑。
第四条英文：Since I will play QQ, I found my pinyin is getting better and better, the study did not have this effect中文：自从会玩QQ后，我发现我拼音越来越好了，读书都没这效果。第五条英文：I have a flirt with hot chicks ability, but he is a girl中文：我空有一身泡妞的本事，可惜自己是个妞。
第六条英文：I do not smoke cigarettes, is not lonely, second-hand smoke！中文：我抽的不是烟，也不是寂寞，是二手烟！第七条英文：Examination of people rely on strength, and I rely on the rich imagination中文：考试有人靠的是实力，而我靠的是丰富的想象力。第八条英文：Abroad: Thought and ability is the key, the domestic: relationship and can run中文：国外：思想和才能才是王道，国内：关系和马屁才能横行。
第九条英文：The teacher said to hear and fine, I know he's salary中文：听到老师说又要开始罚钱，我就知道是他工资花完了。第十条英文：The man called the romantic love rich, rich in the coquettish woman中文：男人情史丰富那叫风流，女人情史丰富那叫风骚。
第十一条英文：One, two people, three person is to fight at outrance中文：一个人快活，两个人生活，三个人就是你死我活。第十二条英文：Grandpa Mao said, not to marry for the purpose of making object is bullying中文：毛爷爷说，不以结婚为目的的搞对象都是耍流氓。
第十三条英文：Brother, you have to face the resolution is good？中文：大哥，把你脸上的分辨率调低点好吗？第十四条英文：In heaven there is no white out the pie, but white out the bricks中文：天上没有白掉的馅饼，倒有白掉的砖头。第十五条英文：Ideals are like the pants, have, but not everyone can go to prove that you have！中文：理想就像内裤，要有，但不能逢人就去证明你有！第十六条英文：More to their fucking great time also can not compare with idiot years中文：再多各自牛逼的时光 也比不上一起傻逼的岁月。
第十七条英文：Thinking of how far, how far you roll; light how fast, how fast you roll中文：思想有多远，你就滚多远；光速有多快，你就滚多快。第十八条英文：Chinese two big characteristics: one, don't love the truth; two, do not want to hear the truth中文：中国人就两大特点：一，不爱说实话；二，不爱听实话。
第十九条英文：You look very Chinese, very dedicated, very backbone中文：你长的很爱国，很敬业，很有骨气。第二十条英文：Germany is the only woman, I think I must be too mean中文：女子无才便是德，我想我一定是太缺德了。
第二十一条英文：If you don't like brother talk about conscience, I did not, a few days just donated中文：你丫别跟哥谈良心，哥没有，上几天刚捐了。第二十二条英文：Go go go, don't waste the youth the two words, you are already the beginning of autumn中文：去去去，别糟蹋青春那两字了，你都已经立秋了。
第二十三条英文：Women have two mouths, a mouth is a, a mouth to eat中文：女人有俩张嘴，一张嘴道是非，一张嘴会吃人。第二十四条英文：In fact, the day classes can be short, the computer opening and closing the past中文：其实，一天班可短暂了，电脑一开一关就过去了。
第二十五条英文：You have learned at school all forget, the rest is quality中文：把你们在学校所学的知识统统忘掉，剩下的就是素质。第二十六条英文：Living half are bad luck, the other half is how to handle it中文：活的一半是倒霉，另一半是如何处理倒霉。
第二十七条英文：Life can not cook, all the materials are ready was the pot中文：人生不能像做菜，把所有的料都准备好才下锅。第二十八条英文：First scroll: Live meaningless, the second line of a couplet: Dutch act no courage, horizontal batch: white go back中文：上联：活着没意义，下联：自杀没勇气，横批：白走一回。
第二十九条英文：My principle is: the person does not make me, I do not prisoners; if the person make me, I will get angry！中文：我的原则是：人不犯我，我不犯人；人若犯我，我就生气！第三十条英文：After today, do not meet again, I am afraid to wake up every day to beat you many times中文：过完了今天，就不要再见面，我害怕每天醒来揍你好几遍。第三十一条英文：What I want, is shameless What to eat, is not lose中文：我什么都要，。
2跪求有趣的英文句子,如Canyoucanacanasacannercancanacan1Can you can a can as a canner can can a can？你能够像罐头工人一样装罐头吗？2I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish,but if you wish the wish the witch wishes,I won't wish the wish you wish to wish我希望梦想着你梦想中的梦想，但是如果你梦想着女巫的梦想，我就不想梦想着你梦想中的梦想3I scream,you scream,we all scream for ice-cream！我叫喊，你叫喊，我们都喊着要冰淇淋！4How many cookies could a good cook cook if a good cook could cook cookiesA good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies如果一个好的厨师能做小甜饼，那么他能做多少小甜饼呢？一个好的厨师能做出和其它好厨师一样多的小甜饼5The driver was drunk and drove the doctor's car directly into the deep ditch这个司机喝醉了，他把医生的车开进了一个大深沟里6Whether the weather be fine or whether the weather be notWhether the weather be cold or whether the weather be hotWe'll weather the weather whether we like it or not无论是晴天或是阴天无论是冷或是暖，不管喜欢与否，我们都要经受风霜雨露7Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppersA peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper pickedIf Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked？彼德派柏捏起一撮泡菜彼德派柏捏起的是一撮泡菜那么彼德派捏起的泡菜在哪儿？8I thought a thoughtBut the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thoughtIf the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought,I wouldn't have thought so much我有一种想法，但是我的这种想法不是我曾经想到的那种想法如果这种想法是我曾经想到的想法，我就不会想那么多了9Amid the mists and coldest frosts,With barest wrists and stoutest boasts,He thrusts his fists against the posts,And still insists he sees the ghosts雾蒙蒙，冰霜冻，手腕儿空空，话儿涌，只见他猛所拳头往柱子上砸，直说自己把鬼碰10Badmin was able to beat Bill at billiards,but Bill always beat Badmin badly at badminton巴德明在台球上能够打败比尔，但是打羽毛球比尔常常大败巴德明11Betty beat a bit of butter to make a better butter贝蒂敲打一小块黄油要做一块更好的奶油面12Rita repeated what Reardon recited when Reardon read the remarks当里尔登读评论时，丽塔重复里尔登背诵的东西13Few free fruit flies fly from flames没有几只果蝇从火焰中飞过去14Fifty-five flags freely flutter from the floating frigate五十五面旗子在轻轻漂浮的战舰上自由的飘扬15There is no need to light a night light on a light night like tonightfor a bright night light is just like a slight light像今夜这样明亮的夜晚，就不需要点一盏夜灯，因为明亮的夜灯也会变得微弱17A pleasant peasant keeps a pleasant pheasant and both the peasant and the pheasant are having a pleasant time together一位和气的农民养了一只伶俐的野鸡，而且这位和气的农民和这只伶俐的野鸡在一起度过了一段很美好的时光18How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets？如果裁纸机能裁纸的话，一个裁纸机能裁多少张纸呢？19MrSee owned a saw and MrSoar owned a seesawNow See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See西先生有一个锯，萨先生有一个秋千现在在萨先生看见西先生之前，西先生的锯锯断了萨先生的秋千20If you're keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts,buy a cunning stunning stunt kite如果你非常相要好的风筝和精彩的表演，就去买一只漂亮的，灵巧的风筝吧21Ted sent Fred ten hens yesterday so Fred's fresh bread is ready already特德昨天给弗莱德送去了十只母鸡，所以弗莱德的新鲜面包已经准备好了22A Finnish fisher named Fisher failed to fish any fish one Friday afternoon and finally he found out a big fissure in his fishing net一个名叫费希尔的芬兰渔民在一个星期五的下午未能捕捉到任何鱼，结果他民现他的渔网上有一个大裂口23Franc's father is frying French fries for his five fire-fighter friends after they finished a fire-fighting in a factory在结束对一家工厂的灭火战斗以后，弗兰克的父亲在为他的五个消防队员朋友炸制法式土豆（炸薯条）。
3英语搞笑句子MoneyisnoteverythingThere'sMastercard&Visa
钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。
OneshouldloveanimalsTheyaresotasty
每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。
SavewaterShowerwithyourgirlfriend
要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。
LovetheneighborButdon'tgetcaught
要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。
Behindeverysuccessfulman,thereisawomanAndbehindeveryunsuccessfulman,therearetwo
每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。
EverymanshouldmarryAfterall,happinessisnottheonlythinginlife
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
ChildreninbackseatscauseaccidentsAccidentsinbackseatscausechildren
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
"Yourfuturedependsonyourdreams"Sogotosleep
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
Thereshouldbeabetterwaytostartadaythanwakingupeverymorning
应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
"Hardworkneverkilledanybody"Butwhytaketherisk"
“努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。
"Workfascinatesme"Icanlookatitforhours!"
“工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看着别人工作。
Whentwo'scompany,three'stheresult!
两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是
4请告诉我一个英文幽默故事ME TOO One day Bill Clinton and his wife Hillary went to an african country。
The president of this country don't speak English, so he learned a little greeting sentence from his translater。 His translater told him when first meet a person you can say:"How are you" the probably answer maybe:"I am fine, and you" then you should say:"Me too!" When he meet Bill Clinton at airport he was so excited that forgot the sentence he have learned before。
He want to say:"How are you" but he said:"Who are you" Bill was puzzled but he want to show his humour and he said:"I am Hillary's husband, and you？…" The african president finally remembered what to say and said:"Me too!"。
5英语幽默短句1) I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you
我爱你，不是因为你是一个怎样的人，而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉。
2) No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry
没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。
3) The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them
失去某人，最糟糕的莫过于，他近在身旁，却犹如远在天边。
4) Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile
纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。
5) To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world
对于世界而言，你是一个人；但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。
6) Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you
不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间。
7) Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have
爱你的人如果没有按你所希望的方式来爱你，那并不代表他们没有全心全意地爱你。
8) Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to
不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。
9) Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful
在遇到梦中人之前，上天也许会安排我们先遇到别的人；在我们终于遇见心仪的人时，便应当心存感激。
10) Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened
不要因为结束而哭泣，微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有。
6能给几个搞笑又经典的英文句子The nice men are ugly好男人不帅。
The handsome men are not nice帅男人不好。The handsome and nice men are gay又帅又好的男人是同性恋。
The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married又帅又好又不是同性恋的男人都结婚了。Men who are not so handsome but are nice men have no money不是很帅但是很好的男人却没有钱。
The men who are not so handsome but are nice men with money think we are only after their money不是很帅但是又好又有钱的男人会认为我们看上的是他们的钱。The handsome men without money are after our money而没有钱但是很帅的男人看上的是我们的钱。
The handsome men, who are not so nice and some what heterosexual don't think we are beautiful enough不是很好但是很帅又是异性恋的男人却嫌我们不够漂亮。The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money are cowards又好又有钱又是异性恋又觉得我们漂亮的男人却又没胆量。
The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE！又好又帅又有点钱而且是个异性恋的男人偏偏害羞而且从不采取行动。The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest on us when we take the initiative那些从不主动的男人一旦我们采取主动就对我们失去兴趣。
NOW。WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTaNDS MEN？现在。
到底有谁了解男人这东西？。
7英语经典笑话An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display "I've got good news and bad news," the owner replied "The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death When I told him it would, he bought all fifteen of your paintings""That's wonderful!" the artist exclaimed, "What's the bad news" With concern, the gallery owner replied, "The guy was your doctor一名艺术家问画廊老板，最近有没有人对他展出的画感兴趣。
“这有好消息和坏消息，”老板回答。“好消息是有一位先生咨询你的作品，他想知道在你死后你的画会不会升值。
我告诉他你的画会升值，他就把你的15幅画全都买走了。”“真是太好了”，艺术家是喜形于色，“那坏消息是什么？”带着关心的口吻，画廊老板回答，“买画的人是你的医生”。
The New TeacherGeorge comes from school on the first of September"George, how did you like your new teacher" asked his mother"I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too。"新老师9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。
"乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗？" 妈妈问。"妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6， 可后来又说2加4也得6。
"Two BirdsTeacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow Now who can tell us which is whichStudent: I cannot point out but I know the answerTeacher: Please tell usStudent: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow两只鸟老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
老师：请说说看。学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。
Excuse for SpeedingExcuse for SpeedingHarry and Lloyd were speeding down the road A police car pulled them over〃Why on earth were you driving so fast？〃 the policeman yelled〃Our brakes are no good-so we wanted to get there before we had an accident！〃超速的理由哈里与劳埃德超速行驶，一辆警车拦住了他们。“你们为什么开那么快？”警官喊道。
“我们的刹车不好，因此我们想在发生事故前赶紧到达目的地。”Send the Bill to My FatherDoctor： 〃I can do nothing for your complaint It is hereditary〃Patient： 〃then send the bill to my father,please〃把账单给我父亲医生：“对你的抱怨我无能为力。
那是遗传病。”病人：“那请你把账单给我父亲吧。”
One girl went to the preacher and confessed her sinGirl: Father, I have sinnedPreacher: What did you do, little girlGirl: Yesterday, I called a man a son of a BitchPreacher: Why What did he do to youGirl: He touched my breastPreacher: You mean like this (The guy did it)Girl: (A little shy from the touch) YesPreacher: That's no reason to call him thatGirl: But he also took off my clothPreacher: You mean like this (He did it again)Girl: Yes, that's what he didPreacher: That's still no reason to call him thatGirl: And he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what。Preacher: (evil laugh。
) You mean like this (And you-know-what)Girl: (After a few minutes。) Ugh。
Yeah, that's what he did。Preacher: My dear girl, that's still no reason to call him a。
Girl: But he had AIDS!!Preacher: THAT SON OF A BITCH小建议：英语笑话通常都是很短的，要是长了就达不到效果了。越是经典的就越短。
老外的幽默和我们的不一样的。十句以上都可以算作阅读段了，怎么表演啊，听众本来听英语就费劲，句子又多又长，肯定没兴趣了，还是找些短的来表演吧，BODY LANGUAGE 到位，expression 到位就OK了。
但是有关动物的确实找不到了，对不起。
8英语幽默短句Money is not everything There's Mastercard and Visa
钞票不是万能的，毕竟有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals They are so tasty
每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。
Save water Shower with your girlfriend
要节约用水，所以尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor But don't get caught
要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。
Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more
每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个或更多。
Every man should marry After all, happiness is not the only thing in life
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，毕竟幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise never marry
聪明人都是未婚的。
Success is a relative term It brings so many relatives
成功是一个相关名词，它会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚。
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today
不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。
Love is photogenic It needs darkness to develop
爱情就像照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in backseats cause accidents Accidents in backseats cause children
后座上的小孩会生出意外，后座上的意外会生出小孩。
"Your future depends on your dreams"So go to sleep
现在的梦想决定着你的将来，所以，还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning
应该有更好的方式开始新的一天，而不是千篇一律地在每个上午都醒来。
"Hard work never killed any body"But why take the risk
努力工作不会导致死亡。但为什么要冒险呢？
幽默风趣用英语怎么说
you
make
me
confused
你是问搞笑这个词英语怎么说还是问‘搞笑英语’？
hah,
I
am
kidding,
没错，如果你想说我开玩笑呢就说
I
am
kidding，
想说别人搞笑呢，就说are
u
kidding
搞笑的可以用funny
问题一：风趣，幽默用英文怎么讲 funny或者老外用interesting多一些吧。
问题二：说话风趣幽默用英语怎么说 have a good sense of humor
问题三：你太幽默了用英文怎么说 You are so humorous较为正式的赞美，一般场合使用。
How humorous you are一般是开了玩笑之后。
Are you kidding这句也可以翻译为“你太幽默了~”大部分用于朋友。
问题四：风趣幽默的翻译，怎么用英语翻译风趣幽默，风趣幽默 风趣幽默
have a fine sense of humour
问题五：幽默(用英语怎么说) humor ['hju:m
n 幽默，诙谐；心情
vt 迎合，迁就；顺应
问题六：搞笑用英语怎么说 funny是滑稽的意思，也可以称为搞笑，edy是喜剧的意思。
搞笑
词性及解释
adj
funny
n
搞笑，是指有意的作出一些举动或者发表一些可笑的言论来引人发笑，以达到搞笑的目的！
所以funny更贴切些
问题七：幽默用英语怎么说 5分 幽默的名词是:humor 形容词是:humorous
问题八：搞怪用英语怎么说？ spoof
自胡戈的一搞成名，网络上各种形式的“恶搞”瞬时铺天盖地――“中国队勇夺世界杯”、“鸟笼山剿匪记”、“闪闪的红星”等一部部恶搞短片泛滥成灾。不过，今后这些短片的传播将会受到限制，广电总局目前正在制订互联网视频新管理条例，主要对视频网站放任自流的违规现象进行“围剿”。
请看《中国日报》相关报道：New regulations are in the pipeline to regulate video content on the Internet in the wake of a surge in short satirical films online, according to the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television
Video spoofs have bee so popular that netizens have even coined a slang term, egao, to describe the act of using real film clips to create mocking send-ups
相对于“诽谤、诋毁等恶意行为”，“恶搞”的含义更中性一点，指“通过对公开发表的作品进行加工处理，以达到某种滑稽、幽默、搞笑的喜剧效果”。由此，报道中的spoof比较恰切地形容了恶搞“反摹，歪改”的内涵。
Spoof的诞生得归功于英国喜剧大师Arthur Roberts（亚瑟・罗伯茨），20世纪初他创作了一种Spoof喜剧形式，该剧融“滑稽、荒诞、讽刺和拙劣模仿”于一体。后spoof引申为“戏弄、哄骗、轻微的讽刺”等含义。
Spoof（恶搞）沿用了“滑稽模仿”这层意思，其近义词有parody，amusing imitation，send-up。看下面例句：
The show successfully spoofs the TV programs and mercials （这场表演通过模仿成功地讽刺了那些电视节目和商业广告。）
问题九：有幽默感用英语两种方法 has a sense of humor
be humorous
