Today’s Yang bailao and Huang Shiren
———编剧：方彦龙
Character:：杨白劳Y, 喜儿X，王大春（喜儿男朋友）D，王大婶（王大春的母亲）W, 穆仁智（黄的管家）M，黄世仁H
Part 1:In 杨白劳’home
旁白：(“喜洋洋”背景音乐起)---New Year's Eve,Xi’er is talking with her boyfriend on the phone, suddenly ,doorbell sounded（叮咚！叮咚……）
喜: Oh! ok! Someone is knock at the door! So I have to hung up!Bye!（开门）
杨: 喜儿! 喜儿! What’s this
喜: Oh! computer!(高兴地看笔记本)That’s a Laptop!
杨: Ha ha! Today I’m able to buy a computer! Next year, I will plan to buy a car!
喜: Really Buys a carGreat!
杨: Ok, now we will go out ,are you ready
喜: Ha ha,I’m ready ok and waiting for you to come back!（门铃再次响起）Oh,I think there must be Aunt Wang and Dacun coming(开门,)
王婶, 大春, 杨, 喜(四人齐声贺道)Happy New Year!hah(喜儿和大春去一边嘻嘻哈哈，窃窃私语不知所言)
王婶:（走到杨白劳跟前）Mr Yang,I heard Dachun said, going to jump the disco dancing after dinnerRight
杨:Right,What do you think
王婶:I’m gald to,oh,are you prepared to go out
杨: Sure!
王婶: Ok,go(问杨白劳)
杨: Let’s go,(朝喜儿他俩那边喊)Xi’er,Dachun,go!
(四人出门 下)
Part 2: In Huang Shiren’ home
黄: (黄世仁上台，气势汹汹地说)Hello,everyone!Do you know Huang ShirenTt’s me! Ha ha……But today is not yestady!You see Mu Renzhi coming!
穆:（穆仁智走上来）Mr Huang , give me a litte,ok
黄: Not! I wouldn’t give you,because I haven’t money!(不耐烦的样子)
穆: New Year coming,My wages, a year--（哀求着）
黄: Really does not have!
穆:（拉着黄的手说）You are so kind in my eyes,can you give me litte money,ok
黄: No way,what’s moreYang Bailao has not return the money to me, what can I do
for you(无奈的样子) 穆: You might ask for him! 黄:Asking himI think he couldn’t give me! 穆:Why He has contracted the farm, and made many money! 黄:I know! But,he—— 穆:(打断黄的话)Tries!Ok 黄: (想了想)Ok! You go together with me! 穆: Let’s go! (两人出门 下) Part 3: In enlightens the hall 旁白: Yang Bailao, Xi’er, Dachun and Aunt Wang finished eating dinner and tojump the disco dancing(迪斯科音乐起，四人在舞台上狂欢着) （一会儿，杨的电话响了,他走到前台接电话） 杨:This is Yang Bailao, please speaking! oh oh!-- 王婶:（王大婶看见，向杨走过来）Who’s that 杨:Huang Shiren, he said he coming here immediately 喜：(停止跳舞，朝这边问)Huang Shiren Is all right（杨白老点头示对） 大春: Nothing! We would take them away if they appeared! 杨, 喜, D, W: Ha ha (四人继续跳舞) （黄世仁和穆仁智一前一后的东张西望地从下面走上台前） 黄: Oh! Everyone，Happy New Year! （大家看了看，没人理睬） 杨:（杨朝黄走了过去）The same to you!(音乐停，其他人也走了过来) 黄: (和杨握手)Recently alright 杨: Fina, but if you ask the money that’s wrong!（自己先坐下，示意让黄世仁坐，这时大春用脚把凳子往后一勾了下，黄坐到地上了，尴尬的看看大家） 大春:Oh, I resemble see to have the dirty thing, but not,sits down! 黄: (朝杨白老问)Who is this（穆仁智扶黄起来） 杨:He is Wang Dachun,Xi’er’s boyfriend 黄:(打量大春说)Are you Xi’er’s boyfriend 大春:Yes! (喊道)Is not my that is you 黄:No,no!you!(胆怯的坐下) 杨:What’s the mater 黄:I’m sorry, but, today is the last of the year!en—Debt is--- 杨:(打断黄的话) Does not have! 黄: I know you are good man, give a litte,ok(乞求的样子) 杨: No matter what you said to,nothing! 黄（抱住杨白老的腿哀求到）Mr Yang ,a litte,just a litte…… 杨: No money,only a life have! 黄: just a litte…… 杨:(很无情地说) No money,only a life have! 黄: （无助地向四处环顾）En---- 大春: (不耐烦地说)You have not heard Does not have! 黄:（朝喜儿望去）Miss, you help us!help us !ok(哀求着) 王婶:（和喜儿站一块的王大婶说）What you want to do 大春:Boils!Go out!（语气非常强烈） ( 杨白劳推开黄,喜儿，王大春，王大婶赶黄世仁和穆仁智走) 穆:（拉着杨白老的手求到）Do not expel me go, I want to leave,from now, I do for you ,I cound drive--- 杨: (排了排穆仁智)Ha ha, nice!ok! (穆仁智和所有的人都赶黄世仁出门) 黄:（冲穆仁智喊道)Mu Renzhi! Mu Renzhi!Do you know you is my housekeep 穆:No!Go out!(全部下)
求几篇短篇的英语情景剧剧本
S: Hello, everyone I am a policewoman Do you know where I am now There are many perfect detectives here, there are many classic cases here, and here is also the place that is afraid by the bad men Here is the Fuermosi detective centre!
J: Do you know that why my detective centre is so famous Just because of me——one of the most wonderful detective in the world! Hahahaha! （作张扬状）I am very clever, learned, friendly, and……handsome！（作自恋状）
W: （实在看不下去了）Excuse me, Miss May I help you
S: Er……Yeah（终于回过神来）These days, the residents in Yuanling Community lost many things We think that there must be having a wonderful thief So we need you——the wonderful detective to help us! Please help us to catch the thief!
J: （虚荣心得到了极大的满足）Just a piece of cake, of course that I can catch the thief immediately Wendy, let’s go to the Yuanling Community now Miss, we can go there together
S: Thanks, let’s go now!
J: Okay （三人一起离开了侦探社）
J: （Jeff,SophiaWendy一起来到了园岭小区）Oh, it’s too hot Let’s buy some ice-cream Wait for us, I’ll back soon
S: Okay（说完转身离开）
W: Hey, wait! （Jeff已经走远，她只能一个人无所事事地四处看，Dee Dee从她的身边走过，Wendy顿时觉得口袋一轻，发现自己的钱包已经不见了）Thief! Stop! （Dee Dee多次险些被抓住，但都依靠一些小陷阱化险为夷，使Wendy摔倒，最终眼看Dee Dee要逃走了，去买冰淇淋的Jeff正心满意足地往回走，见此情景，随手用水瓶砸向Dee Dee,使她一时间有些晕，听到动静后赶来的Sophia抓住了她，将她交给Wendy）
S: Oh, you are wonderful, I’m your fan! （Wendy以为Sophia是在说她，笑容满面，正准备与Sophia握手，Sophia却直接走向Jeff）
S: You did a very good job!
J: Thank you
S: Oh, I really worship you!（准身面对观众）If you also worship Fuermosi
W: Or maybe you think that he’s……（似乎很不情愿）Handsome
D: Or you hate him（转身对Jeff说）I hate you!
J: My pleasure（一脸平静）
S: Than the users of China Mobile please send FMCR to 1235026
W: The users of China Unicom please send FMCR to 1245026
D: The users of PAS please send FMCR to 1256026
J: Than you will get the elegant color ring of Fuermosi！
有关侦探社的~~
阿q外传
阿Q： hello everyone I am famous My name is QQ People call me A-Q
I am very famous I love my job very much You know I am a worker But I hate my boss, he says he is a foreigner， but I don't believe it
老板： heng A_Q ,you know tomorrow is my fathers birthday
阿Q： oh ,your fathers birthday
How old is your father
老板： hah, he is dead
阿Q： oh he is`````
I am sorry to hear that , I am sorry to hear that, I am sorry to hear that
But when did your father die
老板： Two years before I was born
阿Q： Oh ,two years before you were born
老板： eng ,tomorrow ,AQ, you should work harder
阿Q： of course , of course I will work harder, But master```
老板： en
阿Q： I just want some more money Some more money``
老板： you want some more money
阿Q： Yes , some more money master
老板： hahah ,打他
Tell you , no way
阿Q： No way ```哭
老板： I can find some body to help you
阿Q：Somebody to help me Who
老板： WUMA, come here
Wuma, be quick
阿Q： wuma 登场wuma
老板： AQ, this is wuma Wuma , now you just work together with AQ
AQ`````打他
阿Q： master ,
老板： this is wuma, ,you know you just work together with her
阿Q： NO problem`
老板： Do remember ,do not do anything wrong to her Or I will kill you
阿Q： OF course not
老板： 看表，its ten o`clock , I just want to go to buy some animals to eat
阿Q： OH animals to eat
OK`````
老板： Remember, I will be back Do not do anything wrong to her
阿Q： Of course not ,take it easy ```M 下场
阿Q：eng ``` wuma , wuma
Wuma ,wuma whats your name wuma
吴妈： My name is wuma
阿Q： wuma how many husbands do you have
吴妈： only one
阿Q： she says onLY ONE a`` how old is he
W : he is dead
阿Q： OH ,he is dead ,I am very glad to hear that Wuma you know, my name is QQ, people tell me AQ Wuma you know , I have a large house , you know I make money everyday, a lot of money
吴妈： so you have o lot of wives
阿Q： a lot of wifes Oh I don't have any wifes But I have two dogs ,and three cats and four monkeys
吴妈： are they beautiful
阿Q： of course , they are very beautiful but you are more beautiful than amimals
I am sorry ,I mean animals are more beatiful than you
I am sorry ,I mean you are as beautiful as animals
Wuma``` to be frank , to tell you the truth,actually in my heart , in fact ````
I just want you to marry me You know ,wuma,I just want you to be my wife
Wuma, I just want to sleep with you
吴妈： what what did you say
阿Q： wuma, I just want to sleep with you
吴妈： Wolf, wolf, no , no ,help, help, policeman policeman````
P: Wher is the wolf
W : here
P: he is AQ, he is not a wolf ,don't care about it
Beautiful woman! May I know your name
吴妈： My name is wuma, people call me wuma
警察：May I know your name？
吴妈：My name is Wu Ma，People call me Wuma
警察：Oh Wuma，how many husband do you have？
吴妈：only one
警察：Oh，only one？How old is she？
吴妈：He is dead
警察：Dead？Good
警察：Wuma，I just want you to be my wife No6 To be my wife No6
阿Q：Wuma…
警察：Wuma…
阿Q：Wuma…
警察：Wuma…
警察 阿Q：Wuma… （动作）
警察：阿Q啊…
阿Q：ei…
警察：Wuma is very beautifu，right？
老板：阿Q啊
阿Q：Oh，master！（警察吓趴下）
老板：what did u do to Wuma？
阿Q：I did nothing！I did nothing！
老板：Stop！Stop！
阿Q：AH…
老板：Wuma， Come here！Heng！（拍桌子，把睡在地上的警察吓醒！）
警察：Nice to meet you…
老板：Wuma，coffee，coffee…
警察：ei ei 端咖啡，看吴妈
老板：Delicious coffee！
警察：Beautiful woman…
老板：Let’s cheers！
警察：OK，Cheers（交杯酒）I have something to say
老板：What？
警察：（从口袋里拿出钱）Ten thousands
老板：What do you mean？
警察：I want Wuma
老板：Ah？You want Wuma？
阿Q：（冲过来）Master！
老板：My dear sir，you know，tomorrow is my farther’s birthdayI need her to work for me
警察：I know，I know！
老板：You know Ha Ha Ha…
警察：One million！
老板：One million？
警察：I want Wuma
阿Q：（冲过来）I want Wuma
老板：My dear Sir，you know，tomorrow is really my father’s birthday
警察：I know，I know…
老板：you know…
警察：（掏出枪）I want Wuma！
老板：Hn… Wuma is yours！
警察：Thank you ！hey Wuma you know, I am a good person,I am really very good (掏出钱，塞到吴妈手中)You see，I’m good
吴妈：撒掉钱，老板去捡
警察：Shit，I will kill you
阿Q：哼，我手持钢鞭将你打！Master！
警察：哼 Wma，if you don’t go with me，I will kill you at once
阿Q：You can’t hurt her
警察：eng，bia（用枪打阿Q）
阿Q：I am hurt，I am dying Wuma，but before I die，I will draw a picture for youwait a moment (冲到老板面前，嚎哭)Master，this is my last request（忽然站立）Master I just want a big piece of paper （甩开老板）Be quick！（倒向吴妈）
吴妈：阿Q，are you all right？
阿Q：咳嗽，Wuma， you know I am not a wolf
吴妈：I know，I know
阿Q：Wuma，Do you know，I love you very much？Wma。I just want you to be my wife，Ok？
吴妈：OK，I will be your wife
阿Q：But Wuma，you know，I am very poor
吴妈：I don’t care，I don’t care
阿Q：咳嗽 咳嗽
警察：Ah，this is a big pen
老板：Ah，this is small paper（跑开） And this is large paper，here you are
阿Q：A big pen，OK！哼哼哈哈I will draw a picture for Wuma
三人一起摇晃，阿Q倒地拿起画，上面两个心
阿Q：Wuma，this is the only picture for you，Wuma I am dying，咳嗽Wuma！！！！倒地
警察：So Wuma， you just go with me !
老板：No Wuma， you just go with me !
警察：go with me（你在这边）
老板：go with me
警察：Hahaq，This is my wife No6
吴妈，no，no，no，I don’t want go with you
老板：Haha you see，poor people no right to live in this world and they do not have right to fall in love with the girl What should I do now？Oh，I know （把尸体拖走）He is so heavy！
