英语情景剧剧本：Three Little Pigs 三只小猪
Three Little Pigs 三只小猪
Storyteller: There are three little pigs living with 讲故事者：三只小猪和他们的妈妈
their mother Ding-Ding and Dong- 住在一起。丁丁和东东
Dong are brother pigs They are very 是猪哥哥，他们很懒，他
Lazy They eat and sleep all day 们整天吃了就睡。龙龙是
Long-Long is the youngest pig She 最小的，她整天帮着妈妈
works all day She helps her mother 做家务。
to do the housework
Mother pig: You have grown up You must make 猪妈妈：你们已经长大了，你们得
your own houses 为自己盖间房。
Goodbye, little pigs Build a house 再见，孩子们。去盖间房。
Be careful of the wolf 小心狼。
Pigs: Yes, Mum Goodbye 三只小猪：好的，妈妈。再见。
Wolf: I’m hungry Look! Three little pigs 狼：我饿了。看，三只小猪可
for dinner Mmm 以做我的美餐。
Sister pig: What are you doing, brothers 猪妹妹：哥哥，你们在干什么？
Ding-Ding: I’m building a house with leaves 丁丁：我在用树叶盖房子。
Dong-Dong: I’m building a house with sticks 东东：我在用树枝盖房子。
Sister pig: But leaves aren’t strong 猪妹妹：可是树叶不牢固。树枝也不
And sticks aren’t strong 牢固。
Brother pigs: Yes, we know But it’s easy 猪哥哥：我们知道。但它很容易。
What are you doing, sister 你在干什么？
Sister pig: I’m building a house with bricks 猪妹妹：我在用砖头盖房子。
Brother pigs: Bricks! That’s very difficult 猪哥哥：用砖头盖，那太难了。
Sister pig: I know But bricks are strong 猪妹妹：我知道，可是砖头很坚固。
……
Brother pigs: Oh, we’re finished Let’s have 猪哥哥：噢，我们盖好了。我们打
a nap 个盹吧。
Sister pig: My house is finished My house 猪妹妹：我的房子盖好了，我的房
is strong 很坚固。
Wolf: Little pigs Little pigs Open your 狼： 小猪，小猪，快开门！
Doors!
Brother pigs: No No Go away 猪哥哥：不开，不开。快走开。
Wolf: This is very easy Sticks and leaves 狼：这太容易了。树枝和树叶
aren’t strong 都不牢固。
Storyteller: The wolf blows the houses down 讲故事者：狼吹倒了房屋。
英语短剧剧本
英语话剧如下：
旁白：once upon a time, there was a queen She had a pretty daughter named Snow White Soon after the child was born, the queen died The queen married another queen The stepmother was very jealous
从前，有一个王后。她有一个漂亮的女儿，名叫白雪公主。孩子出生后不久，女王就去世了。女王又娶了一位女王。继母非常嫉妒。
She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on
她给白雪公主穿上破布，强迫她整天整夜做家务，比如扫地、拖地、打扫卫生、挑水等等。
白雪：（Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on)
（扫地、拖地、清洁、提水等）
皇后：I’m the new queen I’m very beautiful you see If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her I have a magic mirror If I want to know something, It will tell me surelyNow, mirror, mirror, come here!
我是新女王。我很漂亮。你看。如果有人比我漂亮，我就杀了她。我有一面魔镜。如果我想知道什么，它肯定会告诉我的。现在，镜子，镜子，过来！
魔镜：Yes, I’m coming Your Majesty! What do you want to know
是的，我来了。陛下！你想知道什么？
皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wallWho is the fairest of the all
镜子，镜子，在墙上。谁是最美丽的？
魔镜：Yes Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I thinkBut there is a young lady She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebonyShe is much more beautiful than you
对陛下！我想你是所有人中最美丽的。但是有一位年轻的女士。她像雪一样白，像玫瑰一样红，像乌木一样黑。她比你漂亮得多。
英语短剧
分类: 教育/科学 >> 外语学习
解析:
NARRATOR: once upon a time, in a faraway land, a young prince lived in a shining castle Although he had everything his heart desired, the prince was spoiled, selfish, and unkind But then, one winter's night, an old beggar woman came to the castle and offered him a single rose in return for shelter from the bitter cold Repulsed by her poor appearance, the prince sneered at
the gift and turned the old woman away, but she warned him not to be
deceived by appearances, for beauty is found within And when he di issed
her again, the old woman suddenly changed Into a beautiful lady The
prince tried to apologize, but it was too late, for she had seen that there was
no love in his heart, and as punishment, she transformed him into a ugly
beast, and placed a powerful curse on the castle, and all who lived there
Ashamed of his ugly face, the beast concealed himself inside his castle, with
a magic mirror as his only window to the outside world The rose she had
offered was truly an magic rose, which would bloom until his enty-first
year If he could learn to love another, and earn her love in return by the
time the last petal fell, then the curse would be broken If not, he would
remain a beast for all time As the years passed, he fell into despair, and lost
all hope, for who could ever learn to love a beast
Story Prface: There lives a beautiful girl in town , her name’s Belly, she has a kind heart, and
she loves reading
And she is full of imagination Belly is so beautiful that even then most handsome boy, Gaston, propose to her But Belly turn him down, because she think Gaston is a crude man with no respect to the others Belly’s father is a scientist, who enjoys making some strange machines One day, her father made a great invention, full of hopes, her father went to the apply for the patent On the way to the Patent Office, he lost his way, and his horse run away He was helpless, and by accidence, he came to the Castle of the Beast But he was not wele there, he was taken prison by the beast When Belly know her father , she came to the castle, told the beast she would take her father’s place , at the cost of her freedom, in order to set her father free The beast agreed and let her father go
From that night on, Belly was living in the castle Because Belly was so kind and beautiful, every body think she could break the curse, so this night, the beast invited Belly for dinner, but what happened
BEAST: What's taking so long I told her to e down Why isn't she here yet!
Servant: Oh, try to be patient, sir The girl has lost her father and her freedom all in one day Uh, master Have you thought that, perhaps, this girl could be the one to break the spell
BEAST: (angrily) Of course I have I'm not a fool
Servant : Good You fall in love with her, she falls in love with you, and--Poof!--the spell is
broken! We'll be human again by midnight! (That sounds like a good title for a song-- "HumanAgain")
But these things take time And the rose has already begun to wilt
BEAST: It's no use She's so beautiful, and I'm sowell, look at me!
(LUMIERE shrugs his shoulders and looks at MRS POTTS)
Servant: Oh, you must help her to see past all that
BEAST: I don't know how
Servant: Well, you can start by making yourself more presentable
Straighten up, try to act like a gentleman
(BEAST sits up, then straightens his face very formally)
Servant: (adding in) oh yes, when she es in, give her a ile
Come, e Show me the ile (BEAST bears his
ragged fangs in a scary, and yet funny grin)
Impress her with your rapier wit
And above all
You must control your temper! Now I pick her up
(After a while, the door creaks open BEAST wipes the silly face off, and looks to the door
expectantly)
Servant Uh, good evening
(BEAST goes from expectant to mad)
BEAST: (growling) Well, where is she
Servant: (buying time) Who Oh! The girl Yes, the, ah, girl Well,
actually, she's in the process of, ah, um, circumstances being
what they are, ah she's not ing
(Cut to ext of den with door slightly ajar)
BEAST: WHAT!!!!!!!
(Cut to ext of BELLE's room BEAST runs up to it and bangs on the door)
BEAST: (Yelling) I thought I told you to e down to dinner!
BELLE: (From behind the door) I'm not hungry
BEAST: You'll e out or I'llI'll break down the door!
Servant: (interrupting) Master, I could be wrong, but that may not be the
best way to win the girl's affections
(pleading) Please! Attempt to be a gentleman
BEAST: (growing angrier) But she is being sodifficult!
Servant: Gently, gently
BEAST: (very dejected) Will you e down to dinner
BELLE: No!
(BEAST looks at the OBJECTS, very frustrated)
Servant: Suave Genteel
BEAST: (Trying to act formal, bowing at the door) It would give me great
pleasure if you would join me for dinner
Servant: Ahem, ahem, we say 'please'
BEAST: (once again dejected) please
BELLE: (Mad at BEAST) No, thank you
BEAST: (furious) You can't stay in there forever!
BELLE: (provokingly) Yes I can!
BEAST: Fine! Then go ahead and STARVE!!!! (To OBJECTS) If she doesn't
eat with me, then she doesn't eat at all!
This night, Belle didn’t eat anything, she felt very hungry, so she snipped out of his bedroom She walk around in the castle, up the stairs, she came to a room which looked so strange and odd, so she came in In the room, she saw a terrible scene, with all the furniture turned over, all things messed up On the wall there was a torn picture At the middle of the room, sat a table, with a rose on the chair Just as she was about to touch the rose…,suddenly, an angry voice ……
BEAST: (growing angry) Why did you e here
BELLE: (Backing away, scared) I'm sorry,
BEAST: I warned you never to e here!
BELLE: I didn't mean any harm
BEAST: (Angrier) Do you realize what you could have done (Begins to
thrash at the furniture)
BELLE: (Pleading, but still scared) Please, stop! No!
BEAST: (Screaming) Get out!!!! GET OUT!!!!
(BELLE turns and flees the room BEAST calms down, then falls into despair,
finally realizing that he may have destroyed his chances with BELLE She
reaches the stairway and grabs her cloak She rushes down the stairs, wrapping
the cloak around her and bursting past a confused LUMIERE and COGSWORTH )
Servant: Wh- Where are you going
BELLE: Promise or no promise, I can't stay here another minute!
Servant: Oh no, wait, please wait!
(Servant tries to respond, but BELLE slams the door behind her He and
bow their heads in sadness Cut to BELLE outside in the forest
on PHILLIPE She begins to ride through the forest, but PHILLIPE es to a
stop She looks up and sees the WOLVES She startled, then pulls the reins and
begins to flee She runs from side to side, making the WOLVES hit the trees (a
la Speederbike chase in Return of the Jedi) PHILLIPE runs out on a frozen
pond, but his and BELLE's weight collapse the ice The WOLVES chase her into
the water Some begin to drown, but PHILLIPE is able to get out of the water
before anything serious happens He runs into a clearing, but bees
surrounded by WOLVES He bucks, throwing BELLE off and wrapping the reins
around a tree branch The WOLVES begin their attack on PHILLIPE, but BELLE
es to his rescue and beats them away with a stick One WOLF grabs the stick
in its mouth and breaks half of it off, leaving BELLE defenseless Another
leaps at her, grabbing the corner of her cloak and dragging her to the ground
She looks up and sees a WOLF about to jump on top of her It leaps and is
caught in mid-air by BEAST He throws the WOLF away, then stands behind them
and BELLE They lunge at each other One rips a hole in BEAST's shoulder, and
the others focus their attack on that spot Finally, BEAST throws a WOLF
against a tree, knocking it out The others turn and run in fear BEAST turns
back to BELLE, looks at her despairingly, then collapses BELLE, grateful to be
alive, turns back to PHILLIPE and begins to get on, but her conscience takes
over, and she walks over to the fallen BEAST Fade to BELLE and PHILLIPE
walking back to the castle, with BEAST on the horse's back Fade to int of den,
with BELLE pouring hot water out of MRS POTTS She soaks a rag in the water,
then turns to BEAST, who is licking his wounds)
BELLE: Here now Oh, don't do that (BEAST growls at her as she tries to
clean the wound with her rag) Justhold still
(She touches the rag to the wound and BEAST roars in pain The OBJECTS, who
have been watching, jump back into hiding from the outburst)
BEAST: That hurts!
BELLE: (In counterpoint) If you'd hold still, it wouldn't hurt as much
BEAST: Well if you hadn't run away, this wouldn't have happened!
BELLE: Well if you hadn't frightened me, I wouldn't have run away!
BEAST: (Opens his mouth to respond, but has to stop and think of a good
line) Well you shouldn't have been in the West Wing!
BELLE: Well you should learn to control your temper! (BEAST raises his
hand to bring out another point, but finds he has none, so he
bows his head down again The OBJECTS emerge from their hiding
as BELLE has conquered the ferocious temper of BEAST BELLE
moves the rag closer to the wound) Now, hold still This may
sting a little (BEAST gives a surprised grunt, then grits his
teeth as the rag is applied BELLE speaks tenderly) By the way,
thank you, for saving my life
(BEAST opens his eyes, looking surprised)
BEAST: (Also very tenderly) You're wele
(Camera zooms out and we see the OBJECTS looking on with interest Fade to
GASTON's tavern, which is empty except for GASTON, LEFOU and MonSIEUR D'ARQUE,
who are all sitting at a table)
BEAST: I've never felt this way about anyone (Looks excited) I want
to do something for her (Looks discouraged) But what
Servant: Well, there's the usual things--flowers, chocolates, promises
you don't intend to keep
(Cut to int hallway leading to library BEAST and BELLE are alone)
BEAST: Belle, there's something I want to show you (Begins to open the
door, then stops) But first, you have to close your eyes (She
looks at him questioningly) It's a surprise
(BELLE closes her eyes, and BEAST waves his hand in front of her Then he opens
the door He leads her in)
BELLE: (Just as she enters the room) Can I open them
BEAST: No, no Not yet Wait here
(BEAST walks away to draw back the curtains He does, and brilliant sunlight
spills into the room BELLE flinches reflexively as the light hits her face)
BELLE: Now can I open them
BEAST: All right Now
(BELLE opens her eyes and the camera pulls back to reveal the gigantic library
filled with books)
BELLE: I can't believe it I've never seen so many books in all my life!
BEAST: You--you like it
BELLE: It's wonderful
BEAST: Then it's yours
BEAST: Oh, thank you so much
This is Christmas Eve, Beast decided to tell Belle that he really loved her, he was really nervous, he asked the servant
BEAST: (hesitantly) I'm not sure I can do this
Servant: Tonight is the night!
You don't have time to be timid You must be bold, daring
BEAST: Bold Daring (BEAST has emerged from the tub and shakes himself
dry)
Servant: There will be music Romantic candlelight, provided myself, and
when the time is right, you confess your love
BEAST: (Inspired) Yes, I -- I con--No, I can't
Servant: You care for the girl, don't you
BEAST: More than anything
(COATRACK begins to cut and chop again COGSWORTH enters)
Servant: Ahem ahem ahem Your lady awaits
(Cut to grand staircase, where BELLE descends from the West Wing side in a
glittering gold ball gown She reaches the landing and looks up at BEAST, who
is standing at the top of the stairs in his dress clothes He is nudged on by
LUMIERE from behind the curtain, and he descends and meets BELLE at the landing
Arm in arm, they descend the last section of stairs and continue on their way to
dinner, stopped momentarily by FOOTSTOOL MRS POTTS sings from her cart with
CHIP on board)
(BELLE and BEAST have moved into the ballroom, where they move through a
puter perfect dance sequence BEAST occasionally looks over at LUMIERE and
COGSWORTH for their approval )
BEAST: Belle Are you happy here with me
BELLE: (Hesitantly) Yes (She looks off into the distance)
BEAST: What is it
BELLE: (Looks at him desperately) If only I could see my father again,
just for a moment I miss him so much
BEAST: (Looks disappointed for a moment, then excited) There is a way
(The pair adjourn to BEAST's lair, where BEAST hands BELLE the MAGIC MIRROR)
BEAST: This mirror will show you anything, anything you wish to see
BELLE: (Hesitantly) I'd like to see my father, please
(The MAGIC MIRROR shines into life, and BELLE turns her head away as it flashes
Then it reveals MAURICE fallen in the woods, coughing and lost BELLE is
shocked BEAST looks at her with concern)
BELLE: Papa Oh, no He's sick, he may be dying And he's all alone
(BEAST turns, then looks at the rose, deep in thought)
BEAST: Thenthen you must go to him
BELLE: What did you say
BEAST: I release you You are no longer my prisoner
BELLE: (In amazement) You meanI'm free
BEAST: Yes
BELLE: Oh, thank you (To MAGIC MIRROR) Hold on, Papa I'm on my way
(BELLE turns to leave, then turns back and pushes the MAGIC MIRROR back to
BEAST)
BEAST: Take it with you, so you'll always have a way to look back, and
remember me
BELLE: Thank you for understanding how much he needs me
(BELLE turns to leave and BEAST looks down in depression She touches her hand
to his cheek and rushes out We see BELLE's skirt fly past COGSWORTH, who has
entered the room)
Servant: Well, your highness I must say everything is going just
peachy I knew you had it in you
BEAST: (Very sad) I let her go
Servant: Ha ha ha, yes Splend-- (COGSWORTH stops in the middle of his
sentence) You what How could you do that
BEAST: I had to
Servant: (Still amazed) Yes, but why
BEAST: Because, I love her
(Cut to BEAST watching BELLE leave from above He roars in sorrow and anger
His roar turns into the sound of the wind BELLE is out in the snow, calling
out "Papa" Finally, she finds him face down in a snowbank They return home,
(Cut to black POV of MAURICE as his eyes open He sees BELLE)
Father: Belle
BELLE: It's all right, Papa I'm home
Father: I thought I'd never see you again
BELLE: I missed you so much
Father: But the beast How did you escape
BELLE: I didn't escape, Papa He let me go
Father: That horrible beast
BELLE: But he's different, now He's changed somehowAnd I …I think I fell in love with him
Suddenly, Gaston jumped out from the cupboard, very angrily, when he knew whom Belle loved was that ugly beast, he ran in rage He shouted to all the People
Gaston: That Monster is a great harm to us He will kill us one by one, we have to kill it Let’s go, man, let’s fight We'll lay siege to his castle and bring back his head!
(Cut to int of basement, where BELLE is prying at the window with a stick)
BELLE: I have to warn the beast This is all my fault Oh, Papa What
are we going to do I must stop Gaston
MOB: We don't like, what we don't
Understand, it frankly scares us
And this monster is mysterious at least!
Bring your guns, bring your knives,
Save your children and your wives,
We'll save our village and our lives,
We'll kill the beast!
COGSWORTH: I knew it, I knew it was foolish to get our hopes up
LUMIERE: Maybe it would have been better if she had never e at all
(FOOTSTOOL es in barking They rush over to the window expecting the return
of BELLE)
LUMIERE: Could it be
MRS POTTS: Is it she
LUMIERE: (Realizing the MOB is not BELLE) Sacre bleu, invaders!
COGSWORTH: Encroachers!
MRS POTTS: (Seeing GASTON) And they have the mirror!
COGSWORTH: (Issuing orders) Warn the master If it's a fight they want,
we'll be ready for them (Turns around from window) Who's with
me Aahh! (The door is slammed as the rest of the OBJECTS leave
COGSWORTH behind)
Gaston ,with all the men, rushed into the castle, they began to fight with the furniture in the castle
GASTON: Take whatever booty you can find, but remember, the beast is mine!
(Cut to stairway, where OBJECTS are marching down to do battle with the MOB)
Servant: sir, the castle is under attack!
BEAST: Leave me in peace
MRS POTTS: What shall we do, master
BEAST: (Still very sad) It doesn't matter now Just let them e
(GASTON broken off from the mob, and is searching out BEAST BELLE, MAURICE, PHILLIPE
and CHIP are making their way to the castle Finally, the invaders are chased
out and the objects celebrate their victory)
GASTON releases the arrow and it strikes BEAST in the shoulder He screams in
pain and stands GASTON rushes him and they fly out the window onto the
balcony, where it has begun to rain)
GASTON: Ha ha ha ha ha!
(GASTON corners BEAST on the edge of the roof BEAST simply sits there in
despair)
GASTON: Get up! Get up! What's the matter, Beast Too kind and gentle to
fight back
(BEAST looks down ignoring him GASTON walks into the foreground and breaks off
a piece of the roof He is about to ash it on BEAST's head when BELLE's voice
drifts up She is on the bridge and is yelling to GASTON, telling him to stop)
BELLE: No!
BEAST: (Hearing her voice and giving him new life) Belle
BELLE: Gaston, don't!
(GASTON swings down at BEAST, but he catches the weapon in his hand BEAST
rises up and roars in GASTON's face They proceed through a fight on the
rooftop Finally, BEAST takes a hiding place among the gargoyles in the
darkness Meanwhile, BELLE enters the castle on the ground)
BELLE: Let's go, Phillipe!
GASTON: Come on out and fight! Were you in love with her, beast Did you
honestly think she'd want you when she had someone like me
(BEAST has been waken enough He fight again)
GASTON: It's over, beast! Belle is mine!
(This time, however, BEAST picks up GASTON by the neck and holds him out over
the edge of the roof GASTON pleads with BEAST)
GASTON: Put me down Put me down Please, don't hurt me! I'll do
anything! Anything!
(BEAST's anger slowly melts off his face, and the look of passion r
求英语搞笑短剧急
英语小剧本-----小红帽
Little Red Riding Hood
第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家
Mum： (妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里）
Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing
Mum： （一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma Take them to Grandma
Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok!
Mum： （亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说） Be good Be careful
Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy
Mum： Bye-bye Darling
第二场：在路上
(一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)
Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers
Wolf：（随着一阵低沉的音乐，Wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf I am hungry (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood Hi! Little Red Riding Hood Where are you going (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)
Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地回答)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill
Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eat Grandma But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks
Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞)
Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后）
Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks，how are you
Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you． Where are you going
Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s．Oh, I must go, bye
Six Ducks：Goodbye．
第三场：Grandma家
Grandma： （喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）
Wolf：（从树后出来，边走边说）I am very hungry now (做找寻的样子)Where is Grandma’ s house (高兴地对观众说)Aha , it’s here(敲门)Bang, Bang, Bang．
Grandma： Who is it？
Wolf：（装出Little Red Riding Hood的声音，一边得意地摇动尾巴，一边说）It’s me Little Red Riding Hood
Grandma： (边说边起床) Come in, come in
Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床边) Grandma , I’ll eat you
Grandma： （惊慌失措地抓紧衣服，瞪着眼睛，边叫迫从床上滚到地上）
灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。
Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翘起大拇指）Yummy！I’ll sleep
Little Red Riding Hood：(高兴地敲门)Grandma．Grandma．
Wolf：(装扮成Grandma的声音) Who is it？
Little Red Riding Hood：It’s me。Little Red Riding Hood What a strange noise!
Wolf：Come in， Come in
Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳着进来，把篮子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回几步)Oh! What are big ears!
Wolf：I can listen to your sweet voice
Little Red Riding Hood：Wow! What a big eyes!
Wolf：I can see you pretty face
Little Red Riding Hood：Oh! What a big hand
Wolf：I can hug you
Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，边摸边说）Look! What a big hands
Wolf：(从床上跳起来说)I can eat you!
Little Red Riding Hood：(拼命地跑)Oh！No! No!
Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃状，拍拍肚子说）It’s delicious I still sleep I like sleeping
Hunter： (一边拿着枪，一边做寻找状出场)Where’s the wolf Look! A door．(推门)The wolf is sleeping
Wolf：(发出呼呼的响声)
Hunter： (端起枪想打，又放下)What a big stomach! (摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside I must be hurry．(从桌子上拿起剪刀，举起) Look! Scissors (做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut
Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma：Thank you．
Hunter： Grandma ,give me some needles and thread． Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones．
Grandma： (从桌子上拿来针线)
Little Red Riding Hood：(搬来几个石头)One, two, three
Hunter： (把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里)
Grandma： I'll thread it
Hunter： (拿起枪)Woke up!
Wolf：(起床，两手托着大肚子)My stomach is so heavy
Hunter： You big bad wolf, raise your arms!
Wolf：(边跑边说) Help! Don’t shot me!
Hunter： （开枪）Bang, bang!
Wolf： (应声倒下)
Hunter： The bad wolf is dead．
Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma：Yeah! Thank you．
Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）: Thank you
英语短剧剧本The Pocket Money
Characters: Narrator(N),Salesman(S),Dad(D),Maggi(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P)
Preparation:学校布景,做糖果用桌及相关材料，小贩家布景
Scene1（At Salesman’s home）
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty sale sman He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students He has a lot of money now But how does he make the candies Oh, xu …… He is coming!
S: Hello,do you know me No Oh, let me tell you I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gateMy candies arevery popular,I don’t know whyThe foolish students always come here I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It’s time to make candies now(看表)
First, put the flour on the table
Then, water, sugar, flour(边说边做)
Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的情)
Press, press……
Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,he hehe……
Now let me cut it into pieces!
One, two, three, four, five……（用脏菜刀）
Wow, everything is ready!
糖果钻出来（跳舞），跳完后，非常难过地说：Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu…
S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (给它穿上) Wow! Now it’s so beautiful! Haha……
C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty!(拖糖果下场)
Scene2（At the school gate）
N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual （Maggie和Alice 欢快地跑出校门，看到小贩）
(小贩拉着糖上场，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……
M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!
A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!
M: Let’s ask him
A: OK!
C: Don’t buy me！（非常焦急）
M&A: Why
C: I’m dirty！
M: No, you look nice!
C: What can I do (面向观众) Wuwuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面)
S: Candies! Candies!（引诱两个女孩）
M&A: How much are they
S: Do you have money（轻蔑）
M&A: Money(对视)
M:Oh, I’ve no money!（失落之极）
A: Me too
S: No money So sorry!(吆喝着走开，下场)
M: What can we do now
A: Let’s ask dad for money
M: But how to ask
A: How…Oh,I know ,let’s make him happy ,and he will give us money（自信）
M: Good idea!(全部下场)
Scene 3:（At Maggie’s home）
N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever (爸爸看报)
M: Dad,dad,let’s sing a song ,OK (同时Alice去取吉他准备拿给爸爸)
A: And play the guitar for us!
M: We know you play so well!
(爸爸诧异地看着孩子)
D: Oh What a bright day today!
M&A: Please, dad!(哀求)
D:OKOK! Let’s
(取吉他，开始准备)D: Which song do you like How about Edelweiss
M&A: Of course!
(开始弹，第一段孩子随节奏起舞，第二段孩子开始轻声讨论起来“you first”之类的话，爸爸停止弹琴。)
D: What’s the matter
M: Dad, we have no money!
A: Can we have some please
D: I think you have lots of pocket money ,and you don’t need any more
M:I want to buy some candies at the school gate
A: They look so sweet and nice!
M: Other students always buy them!
D: But……You can’t ! They are quite unhealthy Please go and do your homework(置之不理，转头看报，孩子回到房间)
M: What shall we do now
A: Let me think …well, I know!(轻声在Maggie耳边说)
M: Oh, you are so clever! Let’s go(回到爸爸身边)
M: Dad, I want a new eraser!
A: I want a longer ruler!
M&A: Dad, please！
D: Things are expensive these days We have to save money!
M: But dad, my eraser is too small now!(拿出破橡皮来给爸爸看)
A: And my ruler is broken（拿出断尺）
D: OK, children I believe you this time, make sure, don’t buy the food at the school gate It’s unhealthy! Do you know
M&A: Yes, sir!
D: Here you are !( 给钱)
M&A: Thanks very much, dad! Bye!(非常高兴，下场)
N: The next day, when the class is over ,Maggie and Alice come to the salesman again They are happy to buy the candies and then have them, but soon they feel a stomachache
(孩子高兴地买了糖，边吃边回家，小贩下场，孩子到家后肚子痛)
M: Aiyo!……（两人躬着背进场）
A: ……
D: What’s wrong
M: I’ve a stomachache!
A: Me too!
D: What did you eat The food at the school gate
M: Yes We had some candies just now
A: I had some too!
D: Oh! You’ve cheated me! You bought the candies instead of the eraser and ruler I always tell you that don’t buy the food at the school gate, they are unhealthy!（生气）
M: But they look nice!
A: And tastes good!
M&A: Aiyo……
D:Well, Let’s go to the salesman together and have a look!
M&A: OK
Scene 4: (At the school gate)
N: When they get to the school gate, a policeman is asking the salesman to go away
(正走到校门口，发现警察驱赶校门口的小贩)
P: Hey! You shouldn’t stay here, leave now!
C: Let’s go home, let’s go home! (轻声并拉小贩)
S: No! My candies are nice and popular here! And…
C: You are telling a lie! I’m very dirty and unhealthy!
M&A: Dad, it’s him! Aiyo…（指着小贩）
D: He
(警察走过来问爸爸，朝小孩)
P: What’s the matter with them
D: They got a stomachache after having his candies
S: Really But I’ve never heard of it And……
P: Stop, stop!(打断小贩) Look at the two girls! Are you guilty You must be honest with the students, and don’t sell candies any more（非常严厉）
S: OK I know (羞愧)
C: Let’s go home Let’s go home
Policeman(对小孩): Girls, please listen! Don’t buy the candies next time They are bad for your health
D: Yes, he is right And you shouldn’t tell a lie to me Try to be an honest person! Will you
M&A: OK, dad!
P: Let’s take them to the hospital now
D: OK, Let’s go
N（出场）: A few days later, the girls recovered And this story is trying to tell you that some of the phenomenon must be kept down, we hope it could be improved soon
AprilFool'sDay
N: Many years ago, on April 1, a body had birth His father called him "foolman", nobody like him except his mother How time flies!
F: Mum, I'm eithteen years old, so I will leave this family
Mum: All right, but please see me at times This is a bottle of drink, a piece of dry bread Remember: take good care of yourself, bye!
N: He came to a forest, and met an ugly man
U: Hello! I'm very hungry and thirsty, could you give me something to drink and eat, please
F: Ok, here转自：wwwcoffbarcom
U: Oh, thanks very much! Now, I will go Oh, this stick is for you, it will bring luck to you Good luck!
N: The foolman reached a restaurant, the boss had two daughters, they found the stick very brightly
D1: Oh, how beautiful it is! I want it, it's great!!! （上前抓木棒，却被粘在上面） Oh! Dear! I can't leave it! （吃惊地）
D2: Sister, what are you doing there Do you want this stick yourself No, I will get a part of it! We are parent's daughters, I must get a part of it like you! （走向木棒）
D1: Don't come! Don't come! It's dangerous!
D2: You can come, so I can come, too! （也被粘在木棒上） Oh, my god! What's wrong with me
D1: What a pity!
N: Foolman didn't mind at all, after the meal he took the stick leave the restaurant Of course, two girl followed him In the field they met an old scientist转自：wwwcoffbarcom
S: Oh! Terrible! You two girls follow a boy How silly of you! I will take you back home, and take the boy to the police station （抓stick ,也被粘住） Oh! Bad luck! Terrible!
N: A few days later, they got to a strange country The king had a daughter, but she never smiled or laughed
King: Who can make her smile or laugh, she'll be his wife
F: Let me try , Perhaps I can
N: Then they went to see her She saw foolman and his friends laughed and laughed
k: Ok, you make her laugh, now let us look at your 生辰八字 Which day is your birthday
F: April
K: Oh! What a great boy! Do you know my country's name Let me tell you: it called "Fool World"! Very suits you, right!转自：
N: The result is ——The follman lived happily with his wife until they died That is why we now have a holiday called : "April Fool"
求一个简单点的英语剧本，适合舞台演的，十分钟左右就行。
英语搞笑短剧剧本5—6人 三打白骨精 ThreeTimes’BeatingMonster 人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空E：猪八戒J：沙僧 B：白骨精B1：B变成的村姑B2：B变成的太婆 B3：B变化成的老头N：哪吒 T:Emitofo,doyouknowwherewearenow S:Bajie,map! E:(摸出，递给S) S:Look,master(凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E） T:Bajie!HowManytimesIhavetoldyou,noftobringthesepicturesofbeautifulgirlswithyou! E:Oh,master!Forgiveme(伸手拿回) T:(缩手)I’llkeepitforyouuntilwereachthewest E:But…… T:Emitofo,nothingislust,lustisnothing!Map E:(递)HereEm……wehavearrivedinWhiteTigerMountain!AhIcan’twalkonanymore!(坐)Mystomachdoesn’tallowSo S:FatPig! E:Monkey,ifyoudaretosaythesetwowordsonceagain,Iwill,Iwill……… S:Youwillwhat(凶相) E:(软禁)Iwillhelpyoucatchfleas(跳蚤) S:Hm! T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,IamabithungryCouldyougotogetmesomefood E:Yousee,masterishungry,too! T:Baijie!Don’tforgetwhoatemylastmeal! J:Butmaster,ifamonstercomeswhilebrothermonkeyisaway… T:Em……ItisaproblemWukong,doyouhaveanyidea S:Noproblem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看） E:Thisis… S:Electricnet!Ihavelearnttheenergyofelectricityfrommaster’sbooksSoImadethisNomonstercanapproachyouifyoustayinit! T:Em……Wukong,youarebecomingmoreandmorescientific!Emitofo,knowledgeispower! S:Bye!(走) T:Let’splaycards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》 B:Hm!Hm!ElectricnetYouaretoochildish(变成B1) B1:(接近三人，望着)CanIjoinyou T:I’msorry,ladyWeareplayingFightingAgainstLandlordandthreepeopleareenough B1:(在一旁观看)Oh,Chance!Bomb! T:Bomb(打出) B1:DoubleKing! T:Oh…Iwin!Em……,Lady,youareamaster-handComeinandteachme!(准备开电网门) S:(回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打) B1:（倒)Ah…… T:(气愤)Wukong!Lookwhathavedone!Sheismyteacher! S:Sheisamonster! T:Nonsense!(深呼吸) S:Oh,pleasedon’t…… T:It’stoolate!(唱)Oncemore……youopenthedoor…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱) S:Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头) T:(呛住，咳)Wukong,I’mdisappointedwithyou! B:(真身出现)Hm!SunWukong,I’llteachyoualesson!(变成太婆) B2:Hello,haveyouseenmydaughter T:Daughter(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡) S:（咬牙切齿）Youmonster,I’llbeatyouintohell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2) E&J:AreyouOk,master(扶T) J:Look,(伸食指)howmany T:Two…(晕乎乎地)SunWukong,gameover!(变成B3) B3:(看到B1,B2尸体)Oh…,mydaughter,mywife!Whodidit!!(哭喊) S:I’llkillyou,monster!(打) T:（想阻止，未及）You,you(险些晕，E,J扶住)Youhavekilledthreelives! S:No,theyarenothumanbeings!Theyarecreatedbymonster! T:MonsterYouarearealmonster!Neverletmeseeyou,go!! S:(悲，离去)（音乐，营造“假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》 E:Master,brotherMonkeyis T:Scratch!Don'tmentionthatguyanymore! B:(出现)Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走) T:（惊）Youare B:Howfoolishyouare,MrTang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退) B:(抓住T)I'llenjoyyourmeatandblood,ha,ha S:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)Athousandyearslater T:Wukong E:Oh,BrotherMonkey! J:Ourheroisback! T:I,Ican'tunderstandWhathappened S:Master,yourIQneedsincreasing!Thismonsterchangeditsappearanceintothreeshapesinordertocheatyou! T:How,howdidyoufindout S:(沉默)Monkey'sintuition(直觉) N:Excuseme,whereisthecniminal S;Ahyouaretoolate,Nezha!(对T)I'vecalledthepolice N:(摇醒B)Youareunderarrest(出示证件)YouhavetherighttoremainsilentIfyougiveuptheright,anythingyouwillsaycanandwillbeagainstyouinacourtoflaw!(带走B) T:Wukong(S不理T)Iadmitmymistakethistime(S仍不理)I'msorry(小声) S:What T:I'msorry S:EmLouder,please T:Iamsorry(S捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏） T:Let'sgoguys!(歌) S:Youarecarryingtheluggage,Iamleadingthehorse E:Saygoodbyetothesun,Welcomeeveningglow J:Sleepingontheground,againwesetoutsetout,againwesetout TSEJ:AhAhSleepingonthegroundagainwesetout T:Oneaftertheothertheseasonsgoby,andoheaftertheother,theyeargoonYouwonderwheretheroadisTheroadisunderyourfeet TSEJ:Youuonderwheretheroadis,theroadisunderyourfeet (谢幕) 这里有上百个英文小品剧本 你可以根据你的实际情况挑选 呵呵 英语小品剧本 http://wwwcoffbarcom/Article/eng/Indexhtml
守株待兔（英语短剧） 剧本
你可以自己调节角色~
（因为是搞笑，所以不必太拘谨。普通台词意思对即可。）
[开始。树）上台安静地屹立到舞台较后方。导演（XX）走到台前]
导演：Action！[跑下台]
[农夫冷酷地上。]
农夫：I’m a farmer（稍停顿）[走两步]A modern farmer（掏出墨镜戴上）[冷酷地走两步，突然被绊了一跤，回头生气地踢了下绊自己的石头，继续保持冷酷]When I was yong,I studied in Nan~tong Middle School[掏出胸卡骄傲地展示给观众看，收起]！So I’m rich now！[开始展示名牌，边说边掏]Look！This is my modern mobile——Motorola WC 250！This is my Swatch!This my MP3!This is my shoes——ADI~DAS!This is… [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry And look at this![从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do U know what’s this？痒痒挠？No no no~~It’s my modern——锄头~！！[看下表]It’s time to do some farming！[开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作，锄了两下，突然] Oh yes!I think farming should be combined with music![掏出MP3戴上，开始很有激情地边锄地边唱]Farming farming,I’m farming!Farming should be combined with music~!Farming farming,I’m farming!Farming will be funny and easy~![边唱边锄边慢慢下台，把没用的道具拿走，把有用的道具准备在口袋里] [树走上前台]
树：I’m a tree!I can do many things!I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作，边做边唱：哼哼哈西！！！]I can dance![跳四小天鹅]I’m tall!And I’m Strong!IF you hit me,you will 挂掉！OhThere comes a rabbit! [引导观众看兔子A)。树站回后台]
[兔子A上]
兔子A（一开始不知道状况。以为自己扮演周杰伦，所以很热情地上场跟观众打招呼）：Hey everybody,I’m Jay!I love U!I love Nantong![展示新专辑《十一月的肖邦》]Now let me sing one of my new songs to U！The name of the song is 《发如雪》！[清清嗓子正要唱，这时候导演（范冰）上]
导演：[拿手中纸筒狠狠打了下兔子A的头]What are U doing! Now U are a rabbit,understand![兔子A：Sorry sorry sorry] [导演边说边夺过《十一月的肖邦》。导演下台之前，看了下《十》] What’s this[看了看，惊喜地]Oh!It’s mine！（很兴奋地拿着下场）
兔子A：OK,now I’m a rabbit I just had my breakfast Now I’m just walking around here I think walking after meals is good for my health [在场上转圈，悠闲散步]
[农夫继续锄地，边锄边上场，突然看见前面有个兔子]
农夫：（惊喜地）Lunch！[扔掉痒痒挠]I will catch it！ [偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走]
[农夫跟在兔子后面。两个人走啊走。兔子突然回头。农夫假装看手表。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装看天气。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装打手机。两人继续走，兔子回头。这次农夫冷酷地把枪口对准了兔子。]
兔子A：Wahhhh~!（吓一跳）What’s this！
农夫：Hnnnn…！I will kill U for lunch!
兔子A：But your gun… [帮农夫把枪头调转过来（农夫一开始把枪对着自己）]
农夫：Thank you!
兔子A：My pleasure （突然想起来农夫要杀自己） Wah~~~~~~ [兔子跑，躲到树后面，农夫追到树前]
农夫：Where~ to go Haha!
[农夫开了一枪“砰”。兔子在树后惊慌躲闪，没被打到。树做出受伤中弹状。 农夫又开枪，同上。 农夫开始加快频率，火力密集地开枪。兔子开始时惊慌躲闪，躲着躲着跳起舞来。树继续痛苦中弹状。]
兔子A[自我陶醉中，边跳边说]You didn’t hurt me! You didn’t hurt me！
树：[痛苦万分地]But…U…Hurt me…[痛苦地慢慢挪动到兔子背后]
[兔子继续兴奋地跳舞。农夫停止开枪，走到兔子面前，看着它。 兔子猛然抬头发现]
农夫：Ah ha~! Bye bye ! [举枪对准兔子，开枪，没声音，看看枪，示意没子弹了。兔子见状，非常兴奋地大笑起来]
兔子A：Ha ha ha ha! You can’t kill me now！ [兴奋大笑，笑到抽筋，笑到后仰。突然头撞倒了后面的树] Wa ！[兔子晕两下~~ “我倒！” 倒地]
农夫：OH! [很兴奋地过去两个手指提起兔子]My lunch , I caught you !!! [想一下] But I’m still full nowLet me tie it to the tree and have a sleepI will eat it after sleeping[把兔子绑到树上。倒地睡到树旁边]
……
兔子A：[兔子很快醒了，看看四周，发现自己被绑了，很惊讶]Where am I What happened
树：[指着农夫]He caught you and wanted to eat you
兔子A：What! I must leave here! But how can I escape？[东张西望，看到农夫的手机]
[兔子不知不觉地把树杈移开，走到手机前看了看]咦？What’s this？[捡起来看]Oh,a mobile[再看]It’s beautiful[放回原处。 又自觉地把自己绑在树上。 突然想起来]A mobile！Maybe I can call some one to help me！ [又不知不觉地把自己放出来，那起手机] But how to use it？？？
树：[走上前]Let me tell ULook,press this button![给兔子]
兔子A：Oh I see [做出打电话的样子] 喂？
李咏：[上台，激情澎湃地] Hello！This is lucky fifty-two！[做出幸运52的手势]I’m Liyong！Now let’s start our first question！What’s the most probable relation between 康熙 and 雍正？ A Husband and wife BTeacher and student CWaiter and costomer Answer me,please!
兔子A：（很冷漠地）Sorry， wrong number[挂掉]
李咏：Answer me!Answer me! En喂？喂喂？[很郁闷地下台]
兔子A：Now let me call again[拨打] 喂？
兔子B：喂？
兔子A：Hey Jackey！
兔子B：Hey tommy!
兔子A：How are you doing
兔子B：Fine,thank youAnd U
兔子A：I’m fine too!How are your parents doing
兔子B：They are fine,thank youAnd U
兔子A：They are fine,too!How is your uncle doing
兔子B：He’s fine,thank you!And U
兔子A：He’s fine , too!
兔子B：But why do you call me If you want borrow some money from me…NO WAY!!!
兔子A：No no no!I’m in danger now!Come and help me!!!
兔子B：But where are you
兔子A：I’m under a tree!
兔子B：[边打电话边在附近走，经过兔子A面前，两个人还没发现]What can you see around you
兔子A：I see a rabbit ,rather like you!
兔子B：A rabbit…rather like me… OK! I’ll soon come!Wait for me! I will help you! [匆匆离开]
[兔子A 打完电话，小心翼翼地把手机放回农夫处，还很有礼貌地说了句“Thank you” 然后又很自觉地把自己绑回了树上]
兔子A：Hahaha!My friend will come and save me,yeah! [兴奋过度，后仰，头又撞倒树上，昏眩中…“我晕！” 又晕了]
[兔子B上。]兔子B：I’m also rabbit！I’m clever! I’m brave ! And I’m strong! [展示肌肉] OH！My friend is here!Let me help him out! [费力地想把树枝（双臂）挪开，使了几次劲，还是不行] It’s too tight! I must think of a good way! [看到农夫扔掉的痒痒挠] Let’s see,what’s this！A 锄头！[装作打高尔夫球，试了试锄头手感]Oh,it’s nice[走到树面前，正要砍]
树：Stop！！！What will you do
兔子B：I will cut you down to save my friend
树：O [突然醒悟] What! Cut me down! Teachers told us that we should protect the environment! Understand!
兔子B：Oh yes！You are right! [扔掉锄头] I have to think of another idea! [想了想] Oh!![灵感突来][看了看手表] Oh it’s time to do morning exercise ！Come on! [开始带头做早操。做着做着对树说“Follow me！” （企图让树动起来，两只手松开，这样就可以救出兔子A）树也开始跟着做起早操。 兔子B轻轻上前，想救出兔子A。但是树的广播操动作恰好都是会挡住营救的。兔子B狂汗… -_-b 广播操毕。树继续绑着兔子A]
兔子B：Why! Maybe I need another idea Oh!I’v got it！Music！ [音响放起泰坦尼克号主题曲高潮前奏。 兔子B抱住树，企图引导树像女主角一样张开双臂，放出兔子A。树渐渐陶醉，手缓缓松开。兔子B正要搭救同伴，突然兔子A两只手张开，成了女主角动作。树又抱住了兔子A的腰，成了男主角动作。树和A陶醉其中。B要唤醒A：“Wake up!Wake up!”
兔子A沉醉其中，完全不理它，还用脚踹走要救它的B：“Don’t disturb me！”继续陶醉。]
兔子B：（无奈ing…）Stop！！！（音乐停） （沮丧）I can’t save my friend…[掏出纸巾想要擦汗，带出10块钱，掉在地上]
树：Money！[一个箭步冲上去捡起钱，回到原位并且对着太阳验钞。]
兔子A：[看四周] I’m free!!!Oh yes,I’m free!Thank you,Jackey! [慢动作深情扑向兔子B] Jackey~~~~ [突然兔子B低头系鞋带。兔子A控制不住一下子撞在树上，晕两下说：“暴头！”死翘。] [兔子B见状冲上去，深情地搂住A：“Tommy!Tommy！”[伤心地俯下身子，紧紧抱住A]
[这时睡觉中的农夫突然一个翻身，又把B压在了下面]
兔子B：I…can’t…breath……I’m dying!!!! [也翘了]
农夫：[农夫这时候醒了。擦了下口水，看见两只兔子] EnTwo rubbits! I rememer I have caught just one! Oh,maybe I drank too much
[兴奋地一手提一只兔子，哼着小曲下场]
树：[还在验钞的树正在高兴，突然发现是假钞]A！It’s a fake！Wait for me！[追下去]
